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PILF

President I'd like to fuck.

Cristina FernΓ‘ndez de Kirchner of Argentina is a total PILF.

by Alex Pieron November 12, 2007

305πŸ‘ 184πŸ‘Ž


PILF

Much like MILF (Mom I'd Like to F**k) and DILF(Dad I'd Like to F**k), PILF is a gender-neutral term to either replace MILF and DILF or coexist alongside them.

Standing for Parent I'd Like to F**k, PILF will hopefully gain some popularity in communities where similar terms are used.
It could be especially useful for someone who's both hot, nonbinary, and has children, or various combinations of these factors.

"Wow, that PILF's really seggsy, I'd totally let them *insert dirty action here*!"
"That's a bit weird broski, but I respect your opinion. You like what you like amirite?"

by wefwidgewatow July 14, 2021

18πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


PILF

PokΓ©mon I'd like to Fuck

Pikachu
Bellosum
Jynx
Claffarri
Snorlax
Jiggly Puff

That (insert name of PokΓ©mon here) is a PILF!
Check out that PILF! I wanna show her my hydropump!

by vontrick January 27, 2010

78πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


PILF

Pirate I’d like to fuck

Jack Sparrow? He’s a total PILF!

by Wellfuckman May 2, 2021

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


PILF

Paraplegic I'd like to fuck

Look at that PILF in the wheelchair, she's a hottie!

by seemor bunz September 29, 2009

28πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


PILF

Pony I'd like to fuck

Twilight is a total PILF ...you know it's true.

by Imtotallynotafurry November 13, 2011

16πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


PILF

Plant I'd Like To Fuck, a term usually used by a plant-fucker

Man, that hydrangea is a PILF. How much is it?

by jaggededge1313 February 11, 2010

32πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž