Poop My Pants.
Synonym to Laugh Out Loud (LOL)
Comedian: "So, ah, Jesus, Mohammad and The Elephant-Headed Hindu God of Good Fortune, Ganesh, all walk into a Hooters..."
...punchline.
You: "PMP!"
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Pre- Match Pony:
Basically turning one out/ having a shit before doing something like, playing football/ going down the gym/ anything really.
Hey John, I'm just gunna have a quick 'PMP' (pre-match pony) before we kick off.
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Piss my pants. Used for a funny momment.
Brooke: owwww fell off a chair
Me: pmp!!!!!!!! Lawllllz
Brooke: ikr!!! But it hurt :(
Me: im still pmp
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"Pop My Pussy" when you get really excited about something and you can't control your genitals
For example, "I PMP for hot cheetos"
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Pussy Money Power. The highest level of status in society. The 0.01%. The Kings. Originated from SoundCloud rapper Kappa K.
I got PMP, pussy money power.
Pissing my pants
Pissed my pants
Man that was fucking hilarious i pmp
Acronym for pre-meet poop. Refers to a bathroom trip before a cross country or track meet officially begins. Less urgent than a PRP.
The bathroom lines at the cross country meet were endless since everyone was trying to get in a PMP.
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