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Post Meal Tiredness - often experienced after a heavy pub lunch.
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Premature Thirst Syndrome
When a college student, or any young adult for that matter, begins the Thirsty Thursday drinking festivities any day before Thursday. Say, like, a Tuesday night?
Girl 1: Megan is wasted tonight and it's only Tuesday.
Girl 2: She must have PMTS.
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after one watches a movie, the pulling out of phones by everyone in a theater, replying to people about how the movie was, or to texts recieverd during the movie.
(post movie text)
1)that movie was great im gunna PMT everyone about it
2) oh shit look at everyone PMT-ing
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public masturbation trenchcoat, a hooded trenchcoat that tends to be warn by flashers or other creepy guys lurking in public
Look at that seed in the park with the PMT
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When your girlfriend is nice to everyone else bar you whilst on her period
Jane went from crying and wanting to kill me to resembling Mother Theresa as soon as her friend phoned, I put this down to her selective PMT
When you ask questions to a female who is suffering from PMT (premenstrual tension).
Fuck me, my Mrs lost her shit the other day when I asked her "whats for dinner" she's got a bad case of Chat PMT.
When an adolescent boy who becomes unexplainably grumpy and irritable with people he usually gets along well with. When questioned about his attitude, he will snap "IM FINE," leaving his friends/girlfriend in a confused and worried state of mind. Usually wears off withing a week, but if symptooms persist for longer then contact your pharmasist/psychiatrist for more help and advice.
Person A: "Joe just walked right past his girlfriend without even a smile, whats up with him?"
Person B: "Dont worry, he's probably just got Man-PMT again."
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