PPM

Puns Per Minute. The average number of puns that a given person says in 60 seconds.

When on a blind date:
Karen: What’s your PPM? Because you know that this girl just wants to have pun.

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PPM

P-P-M noun
Potential Paper Maker

If you're a part of PPM, you're a professional hustler. You would anything for the hustle.
The hustle will become a part of you.

"As a part of PPM I'm hustling 25/8"

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PPM

(Pumps per minute). During sexual intercourse, it is the number of pelvic thrust in a minute of time

His PPM rate was 60 pumps per minute

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PPM

Personal Porn Machine

A machine purposely used for the intent on browsing porn all day.

Ryan: I heard Jacob got a new PPM
Jack: Awww sick that's neat!

Ryan: Yeah! He can look at porn all day without it affecting his main computer.

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PPM

Piss poor management

Talked to the nursing team today. Looks like they are suffering from PPM

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ppm

Scientific Term.

It means Parts Per Million.

What does ppm mean?

See Above.

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PPMS

Post Premenstrual Syndrome

After you've finished your period, you/they are unusually bitchy, like when you are pms-ing.

Anytime you or a person(female) are bitchy and you/they are not suffering from PMS.

A safe way for guys to ask, "Are you on your period?" without getting hurt.

Susan, why are you so bitchy? I know you're not pms-ing, because you had your period last week. Are you suffering from PPMS?

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