Its the future to gaming with lots of high quality. The PS5 is more smarter than albert einstein. Whoever owns an XBOX has never lived. It is like an wifi router and an alien spaceship. You can't live with out the wifi and alien spaceships are COOL.
Joe: What are you doing over the weekend.
Micheal: I am gonna play on my new PS5-
Joe:YOU HAVE A PS5?! Can we play on it before everyone knows then you become the most popular boy?
Micheal: Sure
The rarest console you can get
PS5 is the rarest console you can get
a bitch thats attracted to power and only power
that bitch PS5 as fuck bro, all fancy, all expensive, always playin games and tryna level up
Another overrated piece of shit that Sony faggots love to suck off Sony execs for at Sony HQ every year because they're a bunch of virgins (except in their asshole) who'll never get any pussy. It's less than mediocre in every possible way. Lame cut scene sims, shit servers, shit services, zero features, and about the ugliest console design ever made. Designed by a bunch of creatively bankrupt morons, and pedophiles who don't know shit about technology or gaming, for people who're just like them.
Look at that PS5, you'd have to be completely brain dead to think that garbage's even close to quality.
PS5 is equal to the dinosaurs, non existent.
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A wifi router with a piece of paper on either side.
I don't need the PS5 as I already have a wifi router.
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The PS5 is going to be the exclusive new
Console released in 2020 Christmas time.
Itβs also realising a new pocket pussy along with the exclusive games because who ever plays ps is a virgin
Joe: hey did you hear about the new PS5
Mamma: yeah I can finally lose my virginity
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