Post sex selfie. Taking a selfie of yourself and your partner after having sex
I've just took a pss and posted it on Snapchat
when you whisper to someone you say this to get there attention.
"pss, where's the butter?"
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Post sleeping stress best cure for it is a blowjob
I’ve got Pss this morning
That feeling once you've left the bathroom after dropping a deuce, that you have some unfinished business. You feel like you still have to shit, you can't walk, and you can't poop any further.
"Hey Johnny, Why the long face?"
"I am suffering from post shit syndrom (pss)."
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PSS is an unfortunate and humiliating syndrome. It occurs when a skinny person becomes fat - and has yet to realize it. Although their physical appearance has changed drastically - this person still exhibits skinny people behaviour.This behaviour includes sitting on laps, bouncing around and wearing tight, revealing clothing.
"Wow Laura totally has Phantom Skinny Syndrome (PSS)She's crushing that poor guy's lap - and that's the same shirt she used to wear when she was 6 sizes smaller...
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The Good mood your in after crazy sex, and you don't realize that your annoying others because you wont stfu.
Dude did he just get laid he is obnoxious and loud he must have Post sex syndrome (PSS)
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Schrodinger: open your mouth
Darling : 😛
Schrodinger : pss
Darling : delicious