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preteen porn or preteen pussy or preteen penis. referring to a person of the opposite sex that is 3 or more years young than you.
Senior: Dude that freshman is so ptp
ptp is not for me
ptp is just for me
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PTP - Post Travel Paraylis
The illness one endures after arriving home from an extended period of overseas travel. The victim can't be bothered getting out of bed or off the couch as he/she hates that it is all over and they are back to real life. The victim is now broke and living with his/her parents. The victim also can't be bothered getting a new job or starting study again as all he/she wants is to be back overseas and away from their crappy home town.
Can also be described as PTD - Post Travel Depression.
I can't be fucked going out. I got PTP!
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ptp means Pop This Pussy or Pop That pussy for example if you worked at a strip club you would text your friend before you get on the pole "Im finna PTP bitchhh!!!!"
for example if you worked at a strip club you would text your friend before you get on the pole "I'm finna PTP bitchhh!!!!"
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Acronym: Paid to Poop
Definition:
n. 1. The phenomenon of being paid to defecate which occurs when pooping at work.
2. a break to poop at work.
v. the action of pooping while being paid to do so.
Origination: This term was born from the U.S. government Dept. of Finance whose overuse of acronyms caused 2 friends to create amusing acronyms for everything. The term was quickly embraced by manufacturing throughout the Midwest.
Derivatives:
ptp1.5 - Overtime Pooping
(pronounced ptp one point five)
ptpx2 - Double Time Pooping (pronounced ptp times 2)
ptpx3 - The elusive Triple Time Pooping
(pronounced ptp times 3)
"I'll be a little late for the meeting Craig, it's ptp time."
"How long has Mike been on ptp?"
"I like to adjust my schedule so that I ptp at work instead of at home."
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Pre-Teen Passion....overwhelming feeling when you are near an attractive pre-teen..but you cant tell anyone because it is bad
Man....I got the PTP bad earlier today when I was walking in the mall.
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Part Time Paul. A person with poor work ethics and poor technical skills.
PTP didn't come in until 11:00 AM, went to luch at 12 on the dot, surfed Ebay for an hour and was gone by 4:00 PM.
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Past That Point. So drunk or messed up your past the point of reasoning.
Mandie was way PTP and peed on a cop!
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