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Beds in a hospital ward, usually in the emergency department, that are reserved for the sickest patients who are not expected to get better.
Named this because Saint Peter is said to guard the gates of heaven and the people on these beds are presumed to be seeing him very soon.
Three patients on Saint Peter's launching pad.
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to place T.P. on the seat in a public restroom before crapping.
Dude, I had to crap so bad that I almost didn't have enuogh time to set up the launch pad
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To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.
*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!
*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off
“I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”
When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.
"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"