Padres

San Diego Major League Baseball team. A team worshipped by all san diegans, even though they haven't been playing all that well lately.

Dude: Hey, are your friends from San Diego gonna come up to Vegas for your bachelor party?

Other Dude: Nah, there's a Padres' game this weekend.

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Padre of pandemonium

the father (padre) of disorganized menace, the progenitor of destruction, etc

Junior the son is ALSO synonymous with his title as the padre of pandemonium, for he enjoys chaos as the pleasure is always his/her when the torment presents itself.

No one takes greater joy in the suffering of others and misfortune than the padre himself

EXAMPLE:

Junior is the padre of pandemonium

If there’s a father of lawfulness and sanctity then junior is most definitely the father of pandemonium, if not then junior’s FATHER HIMSELF IS

Junior and the father are often interchangeable regardless, one in one.

“For one To attempt to establish order is to provoke and challenge the padre of pandemonium”

“If one refuses to accept chaos and misery then it’s apparent that they will attempt to court the padre of pandemonium”

“You do not allow chaos or hell without the padre of pandemonium”

“There is no pandemonium without the padre”

Mio padre

Frase creata e utilizzata da mio padre volpescu (Italian twitch streamer)
Indica una persona che fa qualcosa di grandioso o spettacolare

*qualcuno fa qualcosa che ci sembra figo o grandioso*
Letteralmente MIO PADRE

Serra padres

Its not gay if you’re a padre.

Hey you know the school Serra?
Man the serra padres are so gay

Padre Poppy

Someone who is both a Big Daddy and a Sugar Daddy

Man, that kid is such a Padre Poppy.

puff padre

Lame "spanglish" version of Puff Daddy.

Puff Padre is the worst rapper ever.

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Padre Wasted

Being completely hammered on South Padre Island, Texas. Best when alcohol consumption begins before noon, continues into the evening hours, and eventually ends in the wee hours of the morning.

"Damn mike that girl that pissed your air mattress must have been padre wasted."

"I haven't drank all week long, I'm gonna get padre wasted this weekend."

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