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When middle aged men go on holiday to children's theme parks
Sean is 40 and went to Disney World for 2 weeks... What a perfect place to hide for an Urban Paedo
old mans favourite confectionary: werthers originals
the old man lured the small child into his car with his paedo pellets
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The act of driving one's car at a shockingly low speed to the extent at which the driver could perhaps be mistaken for a paedophile looking for new victims.
"Mate speed up, people think we're doing a Paedo crawl"
paedophile fish , a human with a fish mouth that sexually harasses 7 th graders.
guy #1 : Dude did you see that Paedo-Fish
guy#2 : dip shit that was just jenna and anna
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When your hands are really wrinkely and dried out they are called paedo hands.
if your mate has really dried out hands you shout over to him and say 'Paedo hands' or just 'Paedo'. this will be taken as a joke and you can all have a laugh with the lads.
This should be used for a bit of banter only.
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The garment infamous paedophile Rolf Harris wore when promoting the “Teach Them To Swim” campaign in the 1970s. While he was more likely cruising for vulnerable young victims at the local pool.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, there’s Rolf in his paedo speedos. At it again. Eeew!
A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.
Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.
Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.
Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones