Paimon

1. Paimon, hey mon. This guy is the man, mon. He is the type of guy who seems quiet at first but can bust out the best dance moves when you least expect it. He can also do voice impressions of any celebrity you know.
2. Slang for a guy who can't properly swirl soft serve ice cream in a cone.

"Bro, you never told us you could dance like a Paimon!!!"

"Wow, that ice cream looks like a Paimon."

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Paimon

Emergency food

Person 1 : hey ya know Paimon? That floating thing from Genshin Impact?
Person 2 : oh you mean the emergency food 😛 /j

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Paimon

Def 1: a god in mythology
Def 2: primordial one
Def 3: emergency food
Def 4: buffet

paimon: IM NOT FUCKING EMERGENCY FOOD

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Paimon

The least funny thing in existence

No, paimon is not emergency food. Paimon is supposed to be your companion. It was a joke. Get over it

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paimon

emergency food

person1 i think we should eat paimon for dinner
person2 but paimon is for emergenceys

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King Paimon

King Paimon is a spirit named in The Lesser Key of Solomon (in the Ars Goetia),1 Johann Weyer's Pseudomonarchia Daemonum,2 Collin de Plancy's Dictionnaire Infernal,3 the Livre des Esperitz (as "Poymon"),4 the Liber Officiorum Spirituum (as Paymon),56 The Book of Abramelin,7 and certain French editions of The Grimoire of Pope Honorius (as Bayemon);89 as well as British Library, Sloane MS 3824.

Shadow : Hey do you know Paimon?
Reo : Ah yes the emergency food
Shadow : No i meant The Spirit called King Paimon

Reo : Oh...

Paimon without the mo

Basically Genshin players' way of saying their in pain

Person A: How you feelin rn?
Person B: Paimon without the mo. Just lost 50/50 and I'm out of wishes and primogems.

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