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n. study in creationististic (!?) thought:
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
school of palintology:
palin: "blarg blarg
6001BC: nothing
6000BC: universe created with us at the center
7 days
rolls dice, tries once, fails
rolls again, fails, floods planet
rolls again...
hides dino skeletons to confuse
blarg"
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The earth science that regards fossil organisms and related remains as cave art created by the christians who instantaneously appeared on earth 6000 years ago.
The Palintology student unearthed the skeleton of what is accepted by the scientific community to be a T. Rex... exclaiming, boy the early christians were so good with marble and clay, their children must have had some great fireside stories about playing ultimate frisbee with these giant creatures.
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A mindset which doesn't allow someone to stop saying the same things over and over again shown to be false.
I championed earmark reform also to help Congress stop wasting money on those things that do not serve the public interest. I told Congress, “Thanks, but no thanks for that Bridge to Nowhere in Alaska.” If we wanted that bridge, we’d build it ourselves. -- Sarah Palin, suffering from Palintology in 2008
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the study of all the various Palins from Alaska (also the bastard who knocked up Bristol, whats-his-name.) this includes such sub-studies as Palinspeech, Palingeography, and Palintics.
joe: so, what's your major at the university?
moe: Palintology. it's the study of all things Palintical.
joe: (stares blankly at his friend for a couple of minutes; then he says) you're fucking kidding me, aren't you?
moe: no! i'm totally cereal! and now i've got to run-part of my course of study is watching bristol on "dwts."
joe: what the hell is "dwts?"
moe: "dumb white trash shitheads."