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A mans substitute girlfriend at formal events when a plus one isn’t readily available.
The name of a mans dominant wanking hand
masterbation wank tommytank bashing the bishop
Hi guys, thanks for the invite to your wedding, Palmela Handerson and I would love to attend.
When a guy masturbates!
Get It? PALM-ela HAND-erson!
Like your PALM & your HAND!
All guys at one point or another have had a date with PALM-ela HAND-erson!
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The act of using your hands to self ejaculate.
I may not have a girlfriend to love me but I sure do have palmela handerson. And she never leaves me unpleased!
A name used to refer to the hand as a feminine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in females but at the time is choosing/settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.
"My friend Dorothy Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters to take care of my sexual needs."