panamanian 12

It's like a a US 6 inches, but it's metric. You probably can't afford it and may not want it

You can't afford a Panamanian 12.

panamanian colonoscopy

when a man has one of the prostitutes he knocked up get an abortion.

damn it ernesto's girl has to get a panamanian colonoscopy

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Panamanian Jangler

The Panamanian Jangler

While having sex with a girl you pull out as you nut and procede to cum all over her stomach and chest. Then use it to rub her down for the next few minutes until it becomes sticky and then proceed by slapping her sticky tits. The rule is that she’s then not allowed to shower until after her next day of work.

I feel really gross today, my boyfriend gave me a Panamanian Jangler last night and I smell like cum.

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Panamanian Necktie

A type of murder that involves cutting the victim's throat, grabbing his/her tongue, and pulling it down so that it sticks out from the wound in their throat. It becomes "Panamanian" when the doer is from Panama or has ties to Manuel Noriega's regime, which sold drugs in the US during the 80s. Colombian necktie Cuban necktie

Today, in Washington Heights, a 24-year-old man was found dead with his tongue pulled through a cut in his throat, a phenomenon becoming known as a 'Necktie'. The suspect reportedly has ties to Panama dictator Manuel Noriega, making the wound a 'Panamanian necktie'.

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Panamanian petting zoo

When one force one's partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.

Commonly preceeded by a Kentucky klondike bar.

He gave his lunchlady a Kentucky klondike bar for as long as he could. It made sense for him to follow up with a Panamanian petting zoo.

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the panamanian petting zoo

“When one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal. “ (Can be combined with the Kentucky Klondike Bar.)

Hunny can I the Panamanian Petting Zoo You tonight

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Panamanian Ass Hat

A sexual postion so strange that no one is quite sure what it involves!

I went home with this chick last night and gave her a Dirty Sanchez and a Panamanian Ass Hat!

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