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only occurs on tuesday november 10th. the day of Pantone is the absolute shittiest day of the year where the caca vibes are so extreme that everything that happens on this day contribute to the overall terribleness. For example, people spitting everytime they talk, stupid tv shows about cops, people with disproportionate body parts, and stupid tiktok stickers. it’s guaranteed to feel 162% more depressed and disgusted on this day than any other day of the year. day of Pantone looks like if salad fingers had been turned into an omeleto short film. emojis to discrive d.o.P. are 🧦💩👣💛🪖🪰🪨. the colours are a nice between vomit green, mustard yellow, and swampy brown (but not the beautiful swamp of shrek, more like an ugly swamp in a polluted forest).
pp master: “fuck bro, today was the yearly day of Pantone. i ate a mouldy whole grain bagel in a rainy sus alley with rats shitting all over my torn up socks.”
boob brudda: “yeah i know, four creepy homeless men were surrounding me on the bus and one of them had a pet fly in a musty jar that he called tom. man, i fucking hate day if Pantone.”
A bald guy who obsesses over the lunch queue being in twos so that its a queue, not a crowd always wears an orange high vis jacket
look its Gary Panton better get in a queue not a crowd
Monty Panton is a sub-type of rectal prolapse, and refers to abnormal descent of the rectal mucosa through the anus caused by hard anal pounding.
Dam babe u gave me a massive Monty Panton
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A perfectly fine color faced with discrimination.
How did I quit smoking? Simple, it's thanks to Pantone 448 C.
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