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Panzer Tank , cockney rhyming slang for Wank . As with most cockerney slang, only the 1st part of the phrase is used , the rhyming word is dropped .

" Got some new smut , so i'm off home for a quick Panzer "

by Farce December 30, 2005

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panzer

1. Overweight person.

2. Can also be used to say that the object/person is Big, Heavy, and Powerful.

I have a friend, and he's a PANZER.

by Lyle Dylandy August 30, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


panzer

1. German War Tank
2. A Black Toyota T-100 native to morgantown WV. It has no muffler and is known for insanly loud music. The truck will go anywhere and drives as if posessed. The current owner is insane, and some believe the truck was once owned by Satan.

I just caught a glimpse of the Panzer passing in the other lane. I saw flames coming from the pipes.

by seabass February 22, 2005

18๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


panzer

1. A German World War Two era tank
2. German word meaning armour , cuirass, mail, shell, tank and whippet.
3. Abbreviation of the word panzerfaust. Often used in chat in FPS games that include this anti-tank weapon in their games e.g. Call of Duty, the 'Wolfenstein' series.
See example below:

I hate that panzer. That's like the only I die, through them.

Stupid panzer!!! :@

by Karl Leung November 29, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 179๐Ÿ‘Ž


Panzer

Military tank that is used for many tank driving companies because of how cheap they are.

I can crush a fucking car for with a Panzer for $500, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Panzer of the lake

The most knowledgeable of all beings on earth he would rule the world if only he were able to get out of the lake. he was stuck in WWII when the German tank crew got stuck in a flood and the lake never dried up.

"yo jake, I asked the Panzer of the lake if I would ever get laid"
"Oh cool, what did he say?"
"not in the foreseeable future..."

by The great panzer of the lake August 19, 2018

28๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Panzer IV

CAUTION: I am a dumbbum and this may not be a totally reliable source.

Average facts I suppose:

The Panzer IV was a German medium tank. Panzer is an abbreviation of PanzerKampfWagen. The Panzer IV was the backbone of the German army during WW2 that served in basically every conflict and was the 2nd most produced German tank during WW2, with the most produced German tank being the Sturmgeschutz III built on the Panzer III hull. In a meeting about the shortage of Panzer III Hitler brought up that could use the Panzer IV hulls, and thus the Sturmgeschutz IV was born or StuG IV for short.

A short description of the versions:

Panzer IV Ausf. A
Low velocity 75mm gun made for firing HE or High Explosive in layman's terms, made for infantry support. The low velocity gun remains until Ausf. F2 or G.
Thiccest armour plate is 20mm thicc.
Max speed of 31 kmph on road.

Panzer IV Ausf. B
Glacis plate armour increased to 30mm.
Max speed: 42 kmph on road.

Panzer IV Ausf. C
Turret armour increased to 30mm.
Better engine.

Panzer IV Ausf. D
The most important changes was better armour, especially on the gun mantlet.

Panzer IV Ausf. E
Simply better armour and a new cupola (the thingy hatch ontop).

Panzer Iv Ausf. F1
More armour (naturlich) with wider tracks to lower ground pressure. With some tweaks to the engine, sprocket wheels (large wheels driving the tracks forwards) and rear idler wheels (the wheel large wheel in the back on this tank).

Murican: How the fuck is that Panzer IV drifting!?
Professional physics defier: Panzer go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Tea Flavoured Coffee June 16, 2021