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parched

Two be thirsty and in desperation four a brew.
Hob Nobs go good with a brew because hob nobs rule!

I cant make it i need a brew.

Im parched a good brew will nurse me back two health.

No me biscuit its fallen in me brew.

I had a nkightmare i was parched last knight.

by rodam July 13, 2006

17πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


parches

Slang Word for "condoms"

Miguel; Tienes los Parches ?
Antonio; Simon Ese !

Miguel; Got the Condoms ?
Antonio; yeah Dude !

by Christian Villalobos October 23, 2007

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


parched

its not really a word

a fake word is parched

by anonomis May 9, 2005

16πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


parched camel

a dry vagina

"Damn man that girl I fucked last night was such a parched camel"

by parchedcamel November 3, 2013


Parched Mosquito

When you haven’t had a good succ in a lengthy period of time and you start to get shriveled

I feel like a parched mosquito.

by Amir Guadalupe December 3, 2017


Parched Peasant

One that is full of thirst

"Can u suck me for $10?"
"No! Be gone parched peasant!!"

by SlowlySmart April 5, 2018


parched as balls

when you're so thirsty all you can think about is balls.

During half time of my soccer game, my grandma asked me if I wanted a gatorade. I said "Well obviously. Can't you tell I'm parched as balls?"

by coley and kwa April 18, 2010

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž