parp

british slang for fart.

walrus parps smell like fish.

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parp

noise made when farting whilst tightly clenching buttocks.

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parping

as in "farting about": A series a needless/inane tasks which are undertaken by the 'parper' prior to going to the pub/cinema/airport etc... such as reorganising the location of house keys, tobacco, lighter in ones bag/pockets for no real reason, checking each room in the house for no reason, indesision of which scarf/hat to wear, whether to take a hat/scarf or not, and which bag to put them in, if taken. Which ultimately results in missing the 1st 15 minutes of the film, missing the flight etc... (it's a chick thing!)

Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 10 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, two minutes"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 5 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, one minute"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starting"
Olive: "We're going to miss the start!"
Dave: "well if you didn't spend so much time parping around we'd have got there on time"

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parp

To 'toot', 'fart' or 'break wind'

"Oi mazz i just did a massive PARP, it smells like rotten eggs'

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parp

It's literally just a fart

Dude, I just parped really loud. It was wet.

parp

The exposed rectal walls of a prolapsed anus.

Get over here and suck my parp!!!!

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parp

the pitiful sound a car horn makes whilst in an attempt to sound like a REAL car horn (the mcraes car) and/or the sound protruding from the horn on the clown's car in my favourite little picture book

PARP/toot/beep and the list just goes on and on....

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