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Doing something right the first time.
Michael was rejected from Harvard University for failing to follow Parson's Law. He didn't fill it out properly his first try.
"Parson Brown" is the term used to talk about a typical angelican priest of the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries. "Parson Brown" is not an actual person (though he might have been at some time), but a figure of speech, like "John Doe" is an unidentified male and "Charley" is a watchman. "Parson" by itself means minister.
The classic line from Winter Wonderland:
"In the meadow we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say 'Are you married ?', We'll say 'No man,
For you can do the job when you're in town.'"
Sure, it sounds like some kind of sexual reference, but its not. It's just a priest asking a couple if they are married. They reply that they are not and that they will wait for him to "do the job" of marrying them when he comes to their town.
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Drummer for pop-punk band Yellowcard. He always looks tired, and is a hella rad drummer.
Longineu Parsons...oh, the kid with dreadlocks? Oh yeah.
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the tail of a plucked chicken or turkey
Called the pope's nose by protestants and the sulton's nose by north africans, catholics call the rump of a chicken the parson's nose.
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an absolute THOT AND A FUCKING STRIPPER WHO TAKES PLEASURE IN KNOWING YOU ARE DISGUSTED WITH HIS ACTIONS. a def bottom
damn you are acting like a johnny parsons right now thot
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The law stating that a piece of equipment will not work, named after physicist Nick Parsons
This Maltese cross tube isn't working, clearly it obeys Parsons' law!
This is not the way it should be, it must be Parsonic.
A Male Piercing In Which One Large Bar Goes Through Both Nipples.
"Dude I Totally Just Got A Frank Parson To Make Me Look Like I Have Cleavage!"
"Frank Parson, My Man. Happy Birthday! Good Job!" *Claps*