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(Pasadena, Md.) The most horrible place one could ever live. It's incredibly boring since there is nothing at all to do besides smoke weed and sit around and maybe go to McDonalds or the even more riveting- Pops (local gas stations that is known for selling to minors). Pasadena is the land of rednecks, white gangsters(who are not gangster at all), and bitchy preps. Many of the population owns a boat, but dosen't go anywhere or do anything on the boat. There are no fun partys- just small get togethers where everyone proceeds to get fucked up over 2 beers or a twisted tea. Any good person would want to get the hell out of here before there absorbed into this hell.
Carlos- hey wanna go to a party in Pasadena?
Tony - Hell no man, ide rather not have two natural lights then get hit on by a 13 year old.
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A place in Maryland where all anybody drinks is Miller lite (because that's all anyone can afford) and all anyone drives is ford f150s (because otherwise you're gay.) Beautiful in its own way, Pasadena locals spend their time smoking weed in the Wendy's parking lot or spray painting racial slurs on abandoned buildings. As it's highscools are terrible, only 20% of its residents hold college degrees, yet a shocking 50% own boats. Typically, boat owners enjoy such aquatic activities as smoking weed and drinking Miller lite. If owning a boat is outside your budget (if you live here, it probably is,) you can spend your time at the Texas Roadhouse, where it takes at least 3 days to get seated at a table.
Cletus: Hey skeeter, wanna go hang out with Michael?
Skeeter: No, that fag lives in Severna park
Cletus: Oh right, I forgot. Let's go drink outside Wendy's instead like we do here in Pasadena
Skeeter: Sounds good!
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fashionable, snobby, polished, wearing expensive clothes
He'd never date her, she's not pasadena enough for him.
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(Maryland Area) A very small living suburb that some may refer to as the "redneck ghetto". The Dena is possibly the only place in america to find toothless panty sniffers, badass gang bangers and anorexic drug addicts all in one cozy little area. Strictly recommended for visiting purposes only.Once you get in... you'll never get out.
"My brother was shot in the Dena yesterday when he was caught banging his neighbors husband... and dog at the same time."
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Also a city in Texas that neighbors Houston and always has a green cloud hovering around the city. Home to more than 2000 chemical plants and some mutated fish and animals.
Breathing the air in Pasadena, Texas is like sniffing ammonia and paint thinner and dog shit all at once.
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A town that quite possibly could be as ghetto as maryland can get, with the exception of Baltimore. Its common for a boy named Mike O'Donnel to get dragged there by his girlfriend and have to buy a hoodie for her.
someone- Hey mike how was pasadena, i used to live there you know?
Mike- What the fuck are you talking about, your not black, poor, or ugly. infact i find you quite attractive, wanna go have sex?
someone- not really
mike- too bad!
(hump hump hump)
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A small suburb outside of downtown Los Angeles. Crappy air quality, but lots of rich snobs live there. Also home to the Rose Bowl stadium, as well as the New Year's Rose Bowl Parade (which sucks).
I went to the Rose Bowl to eat frosted flakes.
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