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When one is too tired,drunk or physically unable to do the "wild thang".
"Oh imma sooo sharry baybee,I thank imma tuuu drunk to spunk...mebbe tamarra I'll feel better,buut fer now I gonna have tamaka ass pass".
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Your partner farts in your mouth while you're eating out their ass. You then proceed to keep the fart in your mouth and pass it to your partner via a kiss.
Daisy was ass passing with Coke Spice.
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What you get on your birthday because your wife's vajaja is so blown out from years of pounding and squeezing out little shitheads.
Bob: what did you get for your birthday?
Joe: my wife gave me an ass pass last night.
Bob: did you use it?
Joe: naw, we had Mexican for lunch and she was resistant.
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When you're in alcohol\drug Rehab and you have been there TOO long, you can get a 24hr. or 36hr. pass on weekends. So, which kinda crack you gonna get?
Hey,Girl, this Friday will be my 13th day here so I'll get my first "Ass Pass" this weekend! I'm so excited! My boyfriend is driving up to see me and we're staying at the Motel 8 across the street.
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When something is so good you’d let someone fuck you in the ass to have it
Oh my gosh that carrot cake was definitely a fuck me in the ass pass