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An Arabian Passover is there is when somebody takes a shit down a slide and somebody on the other end of the slide catches it in their mouth.
Doug: I saw Charlie last night, him and Johnny were doing an Arabian Passover over at the park
James: SICCKKKK
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one day the jews are in egypt being all slave-like and thtye got pissed and was like "Ay, Moses, go to the pharaoh and be like LEt My People Go, aight?" so moses goes to he pharaoh and he's like "Ay, homeslice let me get a wod outside" and the pharaoh was like "Fo' shizzle dizzle" MOses was like "Let my people go" an the pharaoh was like "No" so moses said "NOw mygod is gonna bizznatch ur ass!aight?" so all the plagues happened and the pharaoh was like "OK MOses get out!" so moses went to the jews and was all like "H-hey let's go!" so they startd a-walkin' an got to the Red Sea to find out it was really blue and that the pharaoh was following them so moses was like "Ay god, a little help" and guess what god did. take a guess. HE made a bridge just like u thought rite, rie of course i'm rite it's my story. so the jews are in chillin' in the desert for 40 years and then all of a frieken sudden MOses turns around and starts walkin back to egypt and the jews was like "Ay, moses, where u going?" and he was like "to egypt, foo!" and the was like "butmoses the pharaoh will make u a leave again. y go back?" and ya know what moeses said? he was like "i left my shoes in egypt and those mothafu***s was jordans. ain' no way i leavin' dem in egypt!"
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When Jews trade passive aggressive insults during a Passover seder.
Ester: (to heavy set sister) "I assume you want seconds . . ."
Sister: "No thanks it was a little dry"
Elijah: "I'm not stopping at that house they're being too passover aggressive"
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When you are getting a blow job from someone and you cum in their mouth. They keep it in their mouth and you begin to make out with him/her. They then proceed to pass it over into your mouth and you swallow.
Dude, Brittany was giving me a blow job, and the she gave me a Peruvian Passover! It was so sweet!
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A Jew who only attends Temple during Hanukkah and Passover. They see this as the only 'mandatory' days to attend. Similar to the Christmas and Easter Christians.
you know Jim, he's a Hanukkah and Passover Jew. Today he's at Temple praying to God and tomorrow he will be eating a huge salami.
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The exclusion of specific files or folders from being accessed by searching, indexing or scanning software such as antivirus apps.
Kojiro: Hey Burt, could you verify and validate some data on my flash drive for me?
Burt: Sure bruv, but is any of them to be tagged for Digital Passover Effect?
Kojiro: Yeah. Those folders containing the hack tools I shared with you last week. Thanks loads!
The act of one person defecating into another's mouth and that person placing the shit into anothers anus and so on
Person: Zack why are you teeth so brown
Zack: I did a brownie passover with stephanie and it wasn't pretty