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Person who legally steals desperate people's money, and will strangely go to heaven.
Also see thief
Look, the pastor bought an Escalade
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the awkard moments following a blowjob when you are not sure wether or not to kiss her as she just blew you
the pastoral seemed endless , then she left
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A group of body lead by a 'pastor' who might not really obey the traditional and biblical teachings of religious texts or any religion they identify with. In which the rules and teachings are from the 'pastor' instead of religious texts.
That's a common occurrence of pastorism, because they make up their own rules and teachings instead of basing it on the bible.
The act of molestation upon a minor, as performed by a pastor.
Pastorize, pastorized, pastorization.
I am going to pastorize this choir by.
I don't go to church because I was pastorized.
There have been a cavelcade of pastorization cases in town.
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Dead end job that anyone can get hired at.
moo: hey bob, did you get that ecu yet?
bob: nah I'm still saving.
moo: ohh yeah I forgot you work at pastores... WUAHAHAHA
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Tommy McMurtry (Who may or may not be associated with Pumpkins, Pumpkin Bread or Pumpkin Eater - who ALSO may or may not enjoy being Pumpkin MilkShaked, and who has been rumored to be Pumpkin Positive) is a pastor for Liberty Baptist Church, a traditional Baptist Church located in Rock Falls, Illinois; which holds deeply homophobic and bigoted ideals. Whether or not Tommy McMurtry IS sexually attracted to pumpkins is unknown, but it is highly speculated.
Jim - “Pastor Tommy McMurtry? I heard that guy is sexually attracted to pumpkins.”
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”
Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.
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Pastor was a terrible formula 1 driver who wrecked all the cars he drove. There wasn't a race without one of his crashes but he was the last driver to win a grand Prix for Williams (2012 Spanish GP).
Lewis Hamilton:"Pastor Maldonado is the worst driver ever"