Pastrami pussy

When a ho has a pussy dat look like dat deli meat pastrami

Bob:"Yo man, I heard dat Karren has pastrami pussy."
Billy:"Man dat nasty! "

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Pearl or Pastrami

A type of vagina.

Pearl is a smoother and goes inwards, while Pastrami tends to be looser.

Basically saying Pearl stands for virgin and Pastrami stands for a thot.

"Hey Pearl or Pastrami?"
"Why?"
"Just answer it."
"Pastrami."
"Bro you dirty as fuck..."

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pastrami drapes

Loose, hanging labia.Analagous to beef curtains.

I had to worm my way through two inches of pastrami drapes before i was actually inside her.

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Don Pastrami

Don Pastrami is part of the Goat Simulator: Payday DLC. He is a very good goat boi and loves to rape random people in the street.

Police: 911 What's your emergency?
You: I just got raped by Don Pastrami

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Pastrami Butterfly

A woman's vagina.

I love to eat a pastrami butterfly sandwich. The woman's pastrami butterfly taste good.

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Pastrami Sandwich

A pussy with delicious low hanging tender juicy pink lips

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Damn.. I hit that pastrami sandwich like I only had 30 minutes for lunch...

hot pastrami

1. When you fuck a girl in her ass until it collapses and falls out.

2. When you have anal sex until Rectal prolapse.

I was drunk last night and gave Lisa a hot pastrami, her ass was hanging out like a tail.

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