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Cmon how could you NOT know Patrick Star?
He's seriously spongebob's best friend dumbass
He pink
He's a star
He's lazy
He live under a rock
That's all you have to know about him.
Who lives in a pine-rock under the sea
Spo-Patrick Star!
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Patrick Star is a pink star fish on the Nickelodian hit cartoon "Spongebob Squarepants". He is the the stupidist character on the show yet somehow comes up with the funniest one liners. Also good to watch after smoking an ounce or two.
Spongebob: "Patrick, I'm MAD!"
Patrick star: "I'm MAD too!!"
Spongebob: "How's come?"
Patrick star: "I can't see my forehead..."
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The patrick star is when every appendage you have is inside a girl. Basically you are having sex with six girls at the same time using every part of you that you physically can. It is theoretically the most poon a single man can ever snatch.
Friend 1:"Did you here about Jeff?"
Friend 2 :"No man, what happened."
Friend 1: "Dude, he pulled off the patrick star!!!"
Friend 2: "He is a god among men."
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When you stay at home with nothing to do other than wait for your friend to come back from whatever plans they have that day. It is inspired by the episode of Spongebob Squarepants titled "New Student Starfish", when Patrick is upset that Spongebob has to go to school and can't hang out. Spongebob asks Patrick, "What do you normally do while I'm gone?" To which Patrick replies, "Wait for you to get back!"
Friend A: "Sorry, I can't hang out right now, I have work until ten."
Friend B: "That's okay, I'll just be Patrick Starring until you get out."
Spongebob squarepants's idiotic companion. Is a pink starfish
EVIL SUPERVILLAIN: "it says patrick star on your driving license" PATRICK STAR: "that doesn't mean it's mine"
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hes a fat starfish who lives in a rock underthe sea
you look like patrick star
Spongebobs best friend and also a sexual move in witch a (preferably) live starfish is used for self pleasure
Bro , have u tried a Patrick star yet ? When u orgasam you can see a rainbow with all the colors!
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