the god of aging and time. average size man. directioner. stepbrother
people should never tell paul rudd he's aging like fine wine because man that guy ain't aging
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Paul Rudd Can Birth The Fidels (Ant-Man)
When the sex is so bad you have no choice but to throw a hot Venti Starbucks coffee at your partners vagina
I think I’ll give my sister The Salty Paul Rudd tonight
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul "Ant-Man" Rudd: The Divine Juvenile Release