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Paulo is a stud with a massive horse
cock who should be and is feared by all men. The chances of him shagging your bird are so astronomically high that in 2007 when Paulo was first recognised at the younge age of 5 years old, the sexual relations act of 2007 was created specifically to merit the fact that on a legal, moral, spiritual and even financial basis all women in the known and unknown universe are already technically in an intense sexual relationship with him thanks to the fact that were they to meet him this would almost certainly be the case regardless of their current sexuality, general opinions, relationship status, etc.
Wow that guy is an absolute Paulo
A guy that seems incredibly homosexual but is straight.He's xbox addict and possibly loves it more than his girlfriend.Paulo is loved by everyone except people named: Veronica, Peter, Megan, and Ayushi.He is very sexual and always talks about getting laid though he never has experienced it.In other words, Paulo is a kind, cool friend that always gives us money.
You're such a Paulo!
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Paulo is guy who is one of the most wholesome and intelligent you'll ever meet, and you'll never want to lose his friendship, or love. He is adored by those around him, even though he might not even know it. He cares about everyone and everything, even though he may not know them/it well. He, on the inside, may feel alone, even with people who care about him. He is not one to share is inner thoughts and feelings, and keeps them inside. If you ever come across a Paulo in your life, make sure you keep that bond close, and be there for him was much as he is for you.
Paulo is one hell of a character. He's really cool though.
A failure who goes to the cinema and say's '14' whilst trying to get into a 15 rated movie, he's also a yellow illegal immigrant from mexico and has a lesbian haircut.
'I tried to get into an 18 with my friend but she did a paulo'
'Dude..I feel for you'
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a portuguese man who quotes movies and can relate anything to sex.
Mike: "Dude, i had a great sandwich today"
Paulo: "I loooooooove vagina"
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a sweet person who massages feet and cares about people.
"Paulo can you massage my feet"
"Ok"
"Thank you"
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A pretty boy with some beautiful characteristcs, fluffy hair, a pretty smile and a kind soul he might have a narcissistic personality but he got a character that it is easy to fall for
his sense of humor is just perfect even though some times it is weird. If you know a Paulo do not let him go. He is rare.
I HATE Paulos, nevermind I love him omg-