Payne

a dashing, muscular young man with a farmers tan. he’s super athletic with good character and good nature but cannot keep the ladies away from him. payne will be your loyal best friend and always love you. you will love dating him but don’t let your best friends fall in love with him if you date payne

Oh my goodness he’s a classic payne

See that guy over there, he’s a true Payne

Payne

A extremely rich family with British history.

Look, It's a Payne
Do they have an accent??!

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Payned

to get so wasted, you cant even walk.

Dam that dude is payned!

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payned

to be shut down, or shown by a Payne. instead of saying 'snap' 'oohhh cut' etc you say 'oohh payned'.

oooh he payned you
i hope he's payned you

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Payned

To be frustrated by one's salary.

Sam is payned that Dan earns more than him.

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Payne

"Pulling a Payne" refers to an astounding golf shot as a reference to Payne Stewart, the professional golfer.

This is often followed up by a series of odd or distasteful dancing in an effort to mock or otherwise humiliate the defeated person or persons.

This can often be accompanied with continued mocking of the person's values, beliefs, or past actions.

This is then followed with the distribution of ridiculous and often inexplicable nicknames

"Dude, I think he just sunk a hole in one, what a Payne!"

"Did he just do the Cha Cha Slide and then defecate on my shoes?!?"

"SEAN YOUNG FUCKED A HORSE AND TRIED TO PICK UP TWELVE YEAR OLDS"

"Yarglefet, fatatata, text-methage, palmeranian"

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PAYNE

a person who means the most in a another person's life and who is obsessed with Harry Potter. A person who you talk about anything to and who makes you laugh at the top of your voice. In general, a man-eating seductress. :)

A mormon PAIN who does heel kicks and goes to Disneyland MILLION times each year. It IS possible. MYSPACE THE PAYNE. :D

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