Payne

A modern day Dorian Gray. His smile holds dark secrets. He says little but conveys his charm thru a glance or a grimace. He’s as attractive as he is clever, tall blonde Nordic, but he takes likes he was raised on the mean streets of Linden. Despite the danger people are drawn to his charm (Dorian-esqe quality). He turns it on for a pic and is well known for his philanthropic work in the community.

You could never be a Payne, that guy has it all. He’s at every party always with a blonde fussing over him, paying his way, he’s just a boss.

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Payning

The act of explaining a joke or story to such an extent that it is no longer funny. May include hand gestures.

Stop it Josh, you're payning again.

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The Payne

an urban ledgend concerning a mutant star wars fanatic said to secretly be a power ranger.

super payne and the payne mcglen

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paynful

When paying for something causes pain.

Man, i wanted to watch GOT and the producers sent me a cease and desist, so i had to subscribe to HBO! It was paynful.

Payned

to get so wasted, you cant even walk.

Dam that dude is payned!

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payned

to be shut down, or shown by a Payne. instead of saying 'snap' 'oohhh cut' etc you say 'oohh payned'.

oooh he payned you
i hope he's payned you

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Payned

To be frustrated by one's salary.

Sam is payned that Dan earns more than him.

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