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While having sex with your partner, withdraw seconds before ejaculating. Run to the nearest person(roomate, sibling, parent, child), and unload on said person, resulting in an unexpected bombing.
Jarrod was so bored while trying to please his woman that he decided to perform a Pearl Harbor on her 4 year old daughter.
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When a female is giving a male head she quietly and unexpectedly licks her index finger and shoves it up the males rectum. ITs a horrible, unfortunate event that the male could have seen coming, had he took the whole picture into perspective.
Kevin screamed in anquish after Misty gave him a pearl harbor.
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When you are giving anal, but before you cum, you spit on their back making them think you cum. as they turn around you blow a surprise attack into their face.
i was upset so i gave her a pearl harbor last night.
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A Hawaiian-style pizza with Jalapenos.
Customer: I'll have a large Pearl Harbor.
Employee: A what?
Customer: A large pizza with ham, pineapple, and jalapenos.
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Military attack by the Japanese sinking most the U.S. naval fleet killing many and granting a two way ticket for the Americans.
Yes, yes the U.S. "mysteriously" withdrew their Aircraft Cariers for "maneuvers" a day before the attack.
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A shitty movie lampooned in one of the greatest comedies of all time, "Team America: World Police"
Pearl Harbor Sucked:
(Sad, dramatic music)
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point, and that's an awful lot, girl.
And now, now you've gone away, and all I'm trying to say...is Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you.
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, he was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, he's way better than ben affleck. And now...
All I can think about is your smile...and that shitty movie too.
Cause Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you.
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor sucked...just a little bit more, than I miss you.
Pearl Harbor Sucked, Aids, Montage, America: Fuck yeah!...All classic songs that compose the greatest movie ever, Team America: World Police.
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When and Asian man is receiving a blow job from an American girl who is seated on the edge of a pool. Upon cumming, the man punches the girl in the face, who falls in the water. The Asian then yells " I sank your battleship " and gets the fuck out of there.
Girl: Hey becky, what happened to your face?
Becky: Ming Ming gave me a Pearl Harbor
Girl: That's a surprise
Becky: Screw off!
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