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pearson

contrary to popular belief, this does not mean a pear/person hybrid. It's simply defined as a witty clown, also known as soup, whose life goal is ultimately to caress barnes's bald head as if it were a genie lamp. he can fit in a locker, and he does so to hide from the system. he has friends in the dark web business where he can help you order a hitman. he is a bred fanatic, and may now be cursed through the art of texting a demon. he has very skillfully avoided the kill list of the villain snowball, loki. he may end up dead soon, as my fbi guy now knows i have communicated with him.

Person 1: Woah... is that god?
Person 2, pulling sunglasses off: No. No, that's Pearson.

by rosensnacc October 6, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


pearson

a dark skinned peadophile who roams about school premises during break times

haha u look like a pearson with that long trench coat on

by gibbo is god May 4, 2006

136๐Ÿ‘ 150๐Ÿ‘Ž


Snoop Pearson

Female actress that plays a character named after herself on The Wire. In the series she plays a gangster girl who runs with Marlo Stansfield's crew and is one of his top hitmen, together with Chris Parlow.
She's known for her ice-cold and mercyless attitude when it comes to executing Marlos orders.
She's also a lesbian in the series as well as in real life, she cross-dresses most of de time.
In real life she was born premature to her mom who was crack-addicted. She was raised in a East Baltimore foster home. She was sentenced at the age of 14 for second-degree murder. While in prison she got her GED. Director David Simon states that he picked up Felicia "Snoop" Pearson in a Bmore nightspot and immediately asked her to try out for the role the next day.
She has also appeared in numerous Hip-Hop Videos.

Dude 1: Y'all gon pop out and pop off. Drop who you can.
Youngin: Let's go all westcoast with this.
Snoop Pearson(laughs): Say whut?
Youngin: Like boyz n da hood, drop a nigga and not slo down.
(They start driving, youngin fires shots but hits nobody.)
Snoop Pearson: Ain't even hit none of em, this nigga is wild. (Aims and pops guy that is running away in the head).(Looks at youngin smilin)
FUCK DEM WESTCOAST NIGGAS, CUS IN BMORE WE AIM AND HIT A NIGGA, YA HEARD?!

by MarcoD7 September 16, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jack Pearson

Ever seen the show This Is Us?

"It's a term I made up for when you sweep someone off their feet." - Rebecca (Mandy Moore)

Picture this *you're about to go on the most remarkable date* -nothing will top it..ever.
"What's all this?" said Jack amazed

Rebecca said "I'm Jack Pearsoning you!" with much excitement.

by grage December 29, 2017


pearson patriots

A group of some badass mother fucking high school students in Ontario!!!!
They're all freaking awesome and have tons of spirit!
GO PATRIOTS!!
LBP WHAT!?
And obviously they're the best athletes of ALL TIME!

Boy: LBP
Crowd: WHAT!
Boy: LBP
Crowd: WHAT!
Boy: GO PEARSON PATRIOTSS!
Crowd: WOOOOO!

by pearson.patriotttt(L) November 17, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cameron Pearson

The modern definition for such an arrogant asshole is duck ass. A duckass is a person who is full of them selves. Cameron Pearsons are usally really good looking with a body of hotness. If you ever meet a Cameron you may instintaly fall in love and think your life is complete. Cameron's will tell you every very thing you wanna hear and then turn around and stab you in the back. They will make you so happy and make lots of promises they will eventually break, like stealing, ruining relationships, over eating, underestimating, over exaggerating. Cameron is likely to have stunning hair and a lack of respect. Never trust one. You may think you can tell them anything but really when you don't know they are telling people everything you never wanted anyone to know like, your eating habits, Text messages, or even passwords to bank accounts.

No matter what stay always from Cameron especially a Cameron Pearson.

JOE: My day was awful yesterday, I was with the asshole Cameron Pearson!

by How blow names March 27, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rachel Pearson

Pretty basic, not at all gucci

"Hey melissa is a total Rachel Pearson"

"That may be true but why are you in the shower with me"
"bYE"

by Gucci Anderson December 10, 2013

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž