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The act of crushing a pecan to a sand like consistency then throwing into your partners vagina mere seconds before penetration
Last night I gave Demi a pecan sandy. The rough texture on my underbell felt amazing. She was pissed though, turns out she was allergic
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A group of 5 or more guys jerk off into a martini glass with sand around the rim, last one to cum drinks the entire concoction, or a willing/non-willing victim/individual must drink said concoction, they are not permitted to enjoy it.
“The cum and sand from the pecan sandy is crusted up against the sides of my throat”
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1. The pioneering group of gamers for the video game Rock Band.
2. A group that does phenomenally well at drinking, bowling or both simultaneously.
Bro 1: "Did you catch The Pecan Sandies rockin' show last night?"
Bro 2: "Nah man, but I did see them wreck house at Mira Mesa Bowl..."
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Two hot milfs who wear Alien masks,
drive old lady carts in supermarkets,
cary around the letters P & S in bars,
have contests to see who can find the ugliest outfits,
and have a huge fan base such as:
Chuck Norris...and...well who wants more than chuck for a fan?
Rachel and Brittany are Pecan and Sandie! (Pecan Sandie)
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A Handjob Given by a woman of 90 years of age or older.
I didnt know my great grandma was still sexually active, until she gave me a handy dandy pecan sandy.
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