Pedram

**Pedram** (noun): Derived from the Persian language, A Pedram refers to an individual often characterized by notably small genitalia. This person is typically a habitual alcoholic who drinks on workdays and even in the middle of the afternoon. They typically engages in promiscuous activities, often involving partners of questionable attractiveness, like the type you find in a club at 6am sitting alone and your like loonnnggg dayss. These girls could be during their menstruation cycle and they would not care. A Pedram is typically unemployed for long periods of time and exhibits a lack of hygiene, as an example by a tendency to defecate in inappropriate and dirty places, such as club bathrooms covered in piss. Despite these behaviors, Pedram’s typically maintain a regular gym routine.

I was with a pedram last night

Pedram

A Pedram is a fat fuck who thinks he's cool because he talks in an indian voice cos he thinks its funny when really everyone thinks hes retarded. Also dumb asf and has no future. Bro has a stomach ulcer and can't contain it cos he farts in class everywhere tryna rizz the girls up. Bro u stupid. If he ran into a wall with a stiffy his nose would break. Its fckin huge! Soccer is the only sport he can play the rest he is shit at. He also can't run for shit. Btw don't take selfies in the gym of u curling 1 gram noone thinks its cool.

Look there's that fat fuck Pedram! His nose is huge damn. He also really fat and fails every subject.