Peepie

A surprise

1: I've got a peepie for you.
2: NO, no. I hate surprises.
1: Don't be such a douche. You know what fuck you. It was awesome and now you don't get to know what it is dick. Way to go. You shit on my heart.
2: Fine... go on with it.
1: You lost your chance. You get no more peepies ever. You done fucked up!

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peepie

this here witherfore thine acteth of thee creampie whilst subsituting the creamyness of thine cumdiddly with thine everflowing urine from within thine bowels of thee gods!

so there i was sneakely peepieing this girl, and she found out she was totally down with it... DUDE!

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sleepy peepy

A person that is ready for bedtime, often the sleepy person's friends are begging them to keep the party rolling.

James: I'm ready for bed. It's one in the morning.
Fred: Stop being a sleepy peepy and come dance!

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Sleepy Peepy

An unfortunately-timed flaccid penis.

Angela-- You had sleepy peepy again last night, Brendan. No more whiskey before bed.

Brendan-- : (

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Speepy-Peepy

Doesn’t like people or other that are different but not for ethnicity or nationality

“I think he just doesn't like people who are different... opposed to humans”
“So he is Speepy-Peepy?”

Weepy Peepy

When you have anal sex with someone, who produces a lot of mucus out of their arsehole, and it gets up your urethra and seeps out when you have a slash, like you have some horrible STD discharge. (Can be mistaken for snot cock, when you sneeze in your own hand and then proceed to masterbating with the same hand for lube, post-nasal pleasure)

Uh! you dirty fuck! youve gone and given me a weepy peepy. Go wipe your arse out and we will carry on.

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sleepy peepies

peepies = eyes

so if you have sleepy peepies, then you have tired eyes

jasmine: I have had such a long day
Joanne: you look tired, you have sleepy peepies