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Peloton girl

The type of girl that tried soul cycle hungover with her friends, and bought a peloton for her at home social media management office. She now hops on her peloton bike every morning and posts her riding times on instagram stories. While she may be a bit conceded, she absolutely hauls ass on the bike.

My new roommate is a complete peloton girl. The first day she moved in, she only brought her peloton bike, her makeup bag, and a pillow.

by aesthetic_apollo January 21, 2022


peloton

A very unattractive death machine guaranteed to cause you problems after use.

Mr. Big had a massive heart attack after he rode that peloton. Poor guy. He didn’t deserve that.

by quintensity December 13, 2021


Peloton

To murder someone by selling them a product they don’t need quite literally.

They pelotoned John because he was an easy target. They found his body next to a random bike in his closet.

by quintensity December 13, 2021


Peloton

A group of poop pellets in a toilet bowl.

"Because I haven't been eating enough fiber, I birthed another peloton this morning."

by fishless12 December 20, 2019


Village Peloton

Modern take on the Village Bicycle.

She was used like the village peloton, everyone was riding it.

by BJB February 3, 2021


Peloton ride

A sexual or intimate partner that’s way too much into Peloton.

Her boyfriend is quite a Peloton ride.

by FRANKLIN🙂 March 4, 2023