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Where you place your cock and balls in somebody's mouth and take loads of glossy photos.
One day a young elf sneaked in to Mr. Pendleton's house and placed his cock and balls in Mr pendletons mouth, he then took a number of glossy photos. Once Mr Pendleton awoke the young elf showed him the photos.
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the marine corps base in southern california. one of the largest marine corps bases in the world. also home for marine recruits for 4 weeks during their 13 week brain washing period.
Camp Pendleton, where the brainwashing begins.
Camp Pendleton, also see concentration camp.
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When a mor mor and a nicky are married a Morgan Pendleton is created. She is known for her multiple orgasm capacity or morgasm which is about 5 per minute, impressive but short. She has a manly personality mainly because her boyfriends are generally pussies but nice people.
Look that girl is a Morgan Pendleton, that must mean that guy is a pussy.
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When a girl is going down on you, and she is coming up for air you whip lash her as hard as you can with your "head" on her forehead so that a mushroom tattoo appears.
Girl: "::Slurp slurp, gasp::"
Pendleton: ::thwack::
Girl: "Ow why did you do that!"
Pendleton: "PENDLETON HEAD BUTT BITCH!"
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When someone shits in your lap while your on the toilet and you grab them by the hair and rub their face in it.
"Brad was on the toilet for 45 minutes, so his wife shit in his lap and he gave her a Pendleton Mud Rub"
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The place to come to if you want your hopes and dreams to die, or maybe you might like to hook up with bus drivers or the secretary’s son. Everyone here is a fake snobby
Pendleton County High School is shit
trash ass school with wanna be black kids. horrible football team. racist ass teachers. horrible students.
pendleton hights middle school is so bad!
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