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Hello, and welcome to today's segment of, Animated Men I would sell my body to at a discount price. The discount being free because I would never make these fine gentleman pay for a whore like me. Today's gentleman is Howl Pendragon. Step on my dumb little neck with your expensive boots you filthy witch. I don't care if there's not a fruitful thought behind those eyes cuz just look at him in these pants. If ever I saw the Renaissance twinky in public we're smashing parts on sight. I'd love nothing more than going on a whirlwind adventure with this garden himbo 3000. Let's discover new things together. Is there a 4th hole? Can we make a new one? The possibilities are endless. This is the kind of man that will destroy your body but wear a face mask with you after. I'm forfeiting my dignity I am this man's trash can. That's all for today folks join me next time to see which animated gentleman I'm throwing this slab of meat at.
" I don't see the point in living if I can't be beautiful 💀⚰️" - emo Howl Pendragon
The most badass and hottest witch ever - alongside Lena Luthor but they're actually the same person. She's sweet but a psycho and there's no way you can resist her.
Person 1: Who's your favourite Merlin character ?
Person 2: Morgana Pendragon! She's so-
Person 1: you're gay.
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He is daddy.
(Aka Jessie Thomas's daddy)
"Arthur Pendragon has hot nipples, he makes me moist"
A person, generally male, who believes in the Norns, Odin, and all things Norse. NOT to be mistakenly associated with the book Pendragon, which totally blows. He is usually a badass and listens to Viking death metal.
Lucy: Ohmagosh, that boy is so metal. He melts my face.
Tina: He must be a danny pendragon. For sure.
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Bahamut pendragon is a term describing anyone who is morbidly obese and bitter about his impending death from heart failure.
That fat guy is a real bahamut pendragon.
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The hottest and most badass gay witch - alongside Lena Luthor but they're actually the same person.
Person 1: what kind of magic does Morgana Pendragon practice ?
Person 2: she casts spells on every girls and makes them all gay.
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The term for a hot sexy Irishmen with a big penis.
"You are such a Blade Pendragon."
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