Penguin

The incredible unstoppable force of birds that have assembled all birds, cats, and fish to help to take over the world

Repent! Repent! The penguins will enslave us all! We must su- AHHHHGGGG!!
Penguin blows off his face with a shotgun, then proceeds to order the attack and destroy New York (The state, not the city)

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penguin

An extremely cool bird that will kill all who do not absolutly love it and has the potential to invent space travel and wish to establish a colony on Pluto

"the penguins have launched several thousand AM-Bombs around the world after extracting their supporters. We're all fucking screwed."

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Penguin

a person's soulmate; penguins mate for life.

Justin is my penguin!

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Penguin

Penguin is a nickname you can have. It means a person who can easily make you become a better version of yourself, more nicer, more stronger and much more beautiful. It is a person who makes you realize lots of positive things like realizing that you were loved by many people. Penguin is a person who is a soulmate, but also it can be twin flame too.

You’re my penguin and ill make you forever happy w/ my love

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Penguinism

A religion that worships penguins

I worship the mighty penguin leader Bob

Join Penguinism and follow the penguin brothers

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penguin

Partner for life; a soulmate. Comes from the fact that once a penguin chooses a mate, they stay together for life.

"Will you be my penguin?"

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Penguiner

A slur for those born in Antarctica referring to how they fuck penguins

Damn Penguiners stealing out jobs