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A rude name that smarmy, arrogant, and obnoxious people (usually from Northern NJ or Montgomery Co., PA) use to describe a place that they would actually rather live, but are too jealous to admit it.
Why live in Pennsyltucky when I can live in the garbage state?
Why live in the suburbs when I have a stronger chance of being shot in a drug related crime?
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The area of Pennsylvania, generally east and south of Pittsburgh in the Appalachian Mountain chain, that behaves more like Appalachia than the affluent East. Pennsyltucky is characterized by a poorish white population, mountain living, and a lack of cultural and ethnic diversity. It is a portmanteu of PENNSYLvania and KenTUCKY, the former state showing its mid-Atlantic location and the latter its poor ethnic white makeup. It is worth noting that Pennsylvania and Kentucky have no common border, so the term differs from more common locutions like "Illiana" or "Ark-La-Tex."
-- "Did you know that Vice President Joe Biden coined the term Pennsyltucky?"
-- Actually the term was in use over ten years ago, but Biden reactivated it to refer to a distinct geographical and ethnic bloc within Pennsylvania -- a bloc that Donald Trump would probably have to win to take all of Pennsylvania in the 2016 Presidential election."
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Region of Pennsylvania located west of Philadelphia and east of Pittsburgh and extends north to New York. The area is known to be a place where marriage to a cousin or uncle is actually frowned upon, because the relationships are to far removed. Towns located in this region generally only have 3 or 4 different last names in the phone book. Also if you have a car newer than 1992, or all your paint on your car still exists and matches you are considered "rich" in that region. There is little tolerance for anyone who is not missing at least 3 teeth, in many towns the person missing the most teeth is considered the mayor.
In Pennsyltucky Niggers, Jews, Chinese, Mexicans, and Muslims are all considered the devil.
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When you attempt to hide your boner in public by tucking it in underneath your left thigh while sitting in a chair
"Yo dude did you about Brian's klutch Pennsyltucky during his date earlier?"
"Yeah dude she didn't even notice, he is a god."
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The region of the United States stretching from northern Pennsylvania, south through the center of Pennsylvania, west into West Virginia and finally into Kentucky. Pennsyltucky is a continuous region bound together by similar demographics and geography. At about two-hundred miles wide and nearly a thousand miles long, Pennsyltucky composes a large area of the
eastern United States. Generally, the region does not include urban areas, with Philadelphia and Pittsburgh most commonly cited as excluded. Everyone's welcome though!
Pennsyltuckian: "Let's drive across Pennsyltucky, there's a bluegrass festival in Louisville this weekend!"
Non-pennsyltuckian: "What?" "Yuck!" or "I don't know, is it safe?" or "Is there any good shopping on the way?"
Pennsyltuckian: "..."
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The regions of Pennsylvania and Kentucky. Referred to this due to it's vast numbers or Amish and rednecks.
When I was out in Pennsyltucky country, I noticed a lot of people lived in shacks.
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The large section of the middle of Pennsylvania where more cars are seen on lawns than the roads. Cousin sex is acceptable, and New Jersey license plates are generally despised.
**Note: The greater Harrisburg-York-Carlise region does not follow the general definition for Pennsyltucky. People there are civilized and own homes instead of trailers, yet don't carry the asshole persona you might find in Philadelphia. However, even here Jersey is despised. New Jersey sucks.
I drove 50 miles outside of Harrisburg, and some guy in Pennsyltucky made me squeal like a pig.
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