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The raging peonies took over the flower industry in northern mexico
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A drink invented by your golf buddy that has double the alcohol content of a Long Island Iced Tea and garnished with his favorite flower, the Peony. It was created because his wife gets turned on by wearing a strap on and anally penetrating him. He gets embarrassed so he needs to get intoxicated to do it, even though it turns him on, as well.
Hey Bryan, want to go grab a beer tonight after golf? Sure thing, if you want to go with me to the Tailgate Tavern while I pound a couple Peony Pushes. Trudie wants to do the thing we do tonight and I need to get lubed up, in more ways than one.
A day to celebrate Peonies, especially Australia.
It’s August 15th! Happy National Peony Day!
Literally the cutest fkn girl you'd ever meet. Type of girl that is loyal asf despite all the guys running after her. Shes smart is good with kids and has a fit body. Should wife her up asap bcs if u. could bag that u one lucky son of a bitch.
Person 1: Do you see that girl over there? She's mad hot but looks like she got hoes on her left and right.
Person 2: Yeah bro thats Peony, shes super fkn hot but no body can touch her bcs she's loyal to her man.
1) A kind of flower with petals similar to that of a rose.
2) Adjective of the noun Peon.
1) Instead of a typical rose, I gave her a peon.
2) Those dudes other there seem a bit peony