white people food

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What the fuck is white people food

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White people food

White people food. The term to describe food made by white people. Often used by people who point fingers and don’t realize that they’re the ones being racist. Seen as bland or just downright bad but often has no evidence to back up its claims and overlooks French, Italian and British cuisine and forgets about chefs like Gordon Ramsay and Bobby Flay. Never insult a French mans cooking!

White chef: Here is your food sir.
Customer of color: This shit is bland, get me some (insert trashy taste food here).

White chef: Have you tried it you uncultured swine.

Colored customer: no, it’s probably not seasoned. Ugh, White people food
White chef: Vous petite idiot. I seasoned it with my family’s secret spice.

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WPF (White People Food)

Otherwise known as the acronym to "White People Food".
It's common for the internet to make fun of Caucasian people for having traditionally bland food. This knowledge is either acquired from word of mouth or personal experience.

Victims of WPF suffer from a chronic sensitivity to spices and sugar. Most are susceptible to denial. Treatment for WPF reintegration is a minority friend willing to support them through the harrowing journey of beginning to eat real food. Some cases may never be cured, however.
If you have a friend suffering from eating too much WPF, call the WPF hotline to assist them immediately and help them regain a life of vibrance and cultural connection

Example 1
Rick:" Morty...Get me to a hospital Morty"
Morty: "Wh- Rick why what's wrong?!"
Rick:"I just got a taste of WPF"

Example 2
Emily: "Hey! Why don't you stay for dinner, my mom's cooking right now!"
Omar: "Pass. I'm tryna cut back on my WPF (White People Food)"

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list of white people food

1. Heroin, dope, crack, percs , Xanax
2. Chic Fila
3.any Italian food
4.duncan donuts
5. Wawa coffee
6.spaghetti
7.prostituting ass up the El train
8.licking strangers booty

I like food so I made a list of white people food

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I love you more than a dog loves people food

From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...

Hey Baby I love you so much!
How Much?
I love you more than a dog loves people food!

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Indian Food People

Descriptive word for how Indian people smell. Derived from BOSTON.

You know how they smell, the Indian food people?

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