White people food. The term to describe food made by white people. Often used by people who point fingers and donβt realize that theyβre the ones being racist. Seen as bland or just downright bad but often has no evidence to back up its claims and overlooks French, Italian and British cuisine and forgets about chefs like Gordon Ramsay and Bobby Flay. Never insult a French mans cooking!
White chef: Here is your food sir.
Customer of color: This shit is bland, get me some (insert trashy taste food here).
White chef: Have you tried it you uncultured swine.
Colored customer: no, itβs probably not seasoned. Ugh, White people food
White chef: Vous petite idiot. I seasoned it with my familyβs secret spice.
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Otherwise known as the acronym to "White People Food".
It's common for the internet to make fun of Caucasian people for having traditionally bland food. This knowledge is either acquired from word of mouth or personal experience.
Victims of WPF suffer from a chronic sensitivity to spices and sugar. Most are susceptible to denial. Treatment for WPF reintegration is a minority friend willing to support them through the harrowing journey of beginning to eat real food. Some cases may never be cured, however.
If you have a friend suffering from eating too much WPF, call the WPF hotline to assist them immediately and help them regain a life of vibrance and cultural connection
Example 1
Rick:" Morty...Get me to a hospital Morty"
Morty: "Wh- Rick why what's wrong?!"
Rick:"I just got a taste of WPF"
Example 2
Emily: "Hey! Why don't you stay for dinner, my mom's cooking right now!"
Omar: "Pass. I'm tryna cut back on my WPF (White People Food)"
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1. Heroin, dope, crack, percs , Xanax
2. Chic Fila
3.any Italian food
4.duncan donuts
5. Wawa coffee
6.spaghetti
7.prostituting ass up the El train
8.licking strangers booty
I like food so I made a list of white people food
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From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...
Hey Baby I love you so much!
How Much?
I love you more than a dog loves people food!
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Generally food/dishes from different cultures that are prepared in a more palatable way for "white people" which end up lacking, in spices, unique ingredients, flavors or preparation methods that are signatures of that type of cuisine or dish (orange chicken, beef and broccoli, California rolls). Or traditional "American" food that is not known to have a lot of distinct flavors (fish sticks, meatloaf, turkey).
White People Food does not necessarily need to be made by white people or preferred by white people but is more of a critique that the food is bland and not authentic to it's cuisine by people from that culture or familiar with the
food of that culture.
Joe: My tacos are super good right?
Miguel: I love you man...but it's just ground beef, refried beans, iceberg lettuce and salsa from a jar. It's white people food bro.
Descriptive word for how Indian people smell. Derived from BOSTON.
You know how they smell, the Indian food people?
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