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the art of beating the living crap out of something untill you can get it to work.
If at first it doesent work try percussive maintenance if it breaks it needed replaceing anyway
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The act of smacking or otherwise striking something in order to restore its functionality. While it's success rate is questionable on electronic devices it seems to work more reliably on women.
Yeaaaaaa I used percussive maintenance on her all night, bet she can't even walk now.
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The fine art of hitting or lightly tapping on an object to make it function as expected
*bOOM bOOM bOOM*
A: What the hell is going on down there?!
B: I'm just doing some Percussive Maintenance on the TV!