Perilous Benefit

A Dangerous operation that will most likley end up causing you to fall down a hole and Break at least 12 bones, that or it will bring you pain from a homosexual FBI agent

This Robbery sounds like Perilous benefit to me

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parp peril

That dreaded precarious situation when, seized with terrible stomach cramps and sweating like a paedo in a sweet ship, the need to let out a relieving fart is overcome by the realisation that you will arse vomit fizzy gravy all over your undies and trousers and be left with arse treacle filled shoes and the shame of smelling like someone in an old persons home

I had parp peril. I needed to guff but knew I would shart. And I was wearing white jeans. The horror

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yellow peril

see also: gook

the yellow peril are one their way

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Paddy's Peril

An ultra smooth cocktail served on the rocks in a chilled champagne glass. Contains 60 ml Baileys Irish Cream, 30 ml vodka, 30 ml coconut milk, dash of grenadine. Very sweet and satisfying. Goes down like a highly alcoholic chocolate milk. Enjoy.

The Paddy's Peril can easily be passed off as a glass/flask of chocolate milk in any place or for any occasion. I'm not suggesting you could take it to work and drink it right in front of your boss without him/her ever having the slightest idea, but there you go. ;)

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In peril like Cheryl

To be in a perceived dangerous situation

Yo, Dog, my foot was stuck in the public restroom. I was in peril like Cheryl.

peril of a wax staircase

a conversation pattern in which the discourse appears to follow the laws of logic and reason, but, in fact, upon close examination of, or prolonged participation in...you get stuck like you do when you try to walk up a melting wax staircase.
often occurs when parties involved in conversation attempt to be more clever or witty than they actually are.

inspired by the melting wax staircase sequence in the "House of Wax" remake

after a 20 minute discussion about writing a play that would serve as an analogy for our current situation (in which we were unable to score some mushrooms), the metaphor was over-extended, and we found ourselves faced with the peril of a wax staircase

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the perils of rock n roll decadence

getting f*cked over by drugs, sex, alcohol, STDs, any form of excess

like the 60's 70's n 80's and crap

Hendrix got fucked over by the perils of rock n roll decadence

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