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Def 2: Uterus revenge week, satanic ritual, shark week, Niagra Falls of blood, etc.
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Tina- You forgot a period.
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Mike- HOLY SHIT RUN GET THE CHOCOLATE HURRY MEGAN'S ON HER PERIOD!!!!!
Megan- *screams like a maniac*
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My best excuse to getting out of Phys Ed.....
Me:Hey Mr.P.E. teacher,can i use the bathroom?
Mr.P.E. teacher:No,now go run your mile
Me:Im on my period Mr.P.E. teacher
Mr.P.E. teacher: Fine go ahead
Me:*skips to the bathroom* lalalalalalalaaa~
((one of the very very very few things i love about myself is that my personality doesn't change at all when i get my period))
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A period is a 3-14 day procedure of when the female uterus leaks out blood. Blood. Red blood. They get horrible cramps that feel like you're getting punched in the stomach contentiously without break. You either eat like a hippo or don't eat anything. Period's can rarely cause people to faint and can start from the age of 8-16, the second you finish your period forever you have no way of becoming prego. Sorry not sorry. If you eat like a hippo on your period you shall consume every solid in sight if it's edible. If you have loss of appetite you shall never even want to look at or touch food. If your a mix of both, im super sorry. The female gender during this procedure are moodier then moody margaret. Please beware of any females if they show signs of being on they're period. Do not piss them off, argue with them, or disagree. Best be if you leave them in peace or give them chocolate. Thank you.
Don't bother Cassandra, she's on her period and she will either beat or kill you.
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Picture this.... You are a 17 year old girl. You go to school with some bitchy ass preps, your ex, and one friend who you actually see around the school on a daily basis. You bleed through your pants without a change in clothes, you have stomach cramps all day, and people were embarrassed to be seen with you because you look like shit. You go home needing someone to understand you, waterproof mascara, new pants and a damn Hershey bar. This goes on for 6 more days
Guy 1: How'd you get that black eye?
Guy 2: Girlfriend's on her period, she threw a brush at me.
Girl in the background: KEVIN WHERE'S MY CHOCOLATE BAR?
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I bet you're a teenage boy with a diiiiiiiirty mind and you're looking things up on urban dictionary that make us girlzzz feel embarrassed.
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Once every month when Niagra Falls comes out of you vigina. Basically you bleed out of your vigina for 5-8 days every month. Also it feels like your stonach exploded from pain. You get headaches that are a 1,084 out of 10. It feels as if some dude is hitting your back with a brick. You either where a pad which is basically a diaper or shove a tampon up your vagina. And you crave a lot of food. Also you bloat which makes you look fat;)And you get really horny
"Jessica I never got my period"
"Good! It's like your dying
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