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A rectal wipe job that extends well beyond the anal sphincter cleansing and requires one or more wipes of the outer edges of or in as far as the middle of the butt cheeks. A common occurrence when suffering an assplosion of butt batter.
Holy Shite!!!! That was nasty. I just blew a wet brown demon out my arse and took me several peripheral wipes just to get the splatters.
The ability to understand and develop possible resolutions for the problems of others around you but not your own.
My counselors life is so messed up but he helped me get mine straight, it must be peripheral wisdom.
The moment when you think you see someone attractive out of the corner of your eye (the peripherals), and momentarily find them attractive before getting a better glance and realizing that they are a sub-par, or unfortunate looking individual
Inner monologue... "Ouuu damn, that guy is really hot!...oh.. oh. No wait, statement retracted, he’s just the Mexican janitor. Thought he was hot from the corner of my eye. He’s peripheral hot."
When someone looks hot out of the corner of your eye, but as soon as you get a good look at them you realize how ugly they are.
“What do you think of that new girl in our class”
“Idk dude she’s got peripheral hotness she’s too ugly to directly look at”
What an average guy hunts for as he attempts to cling as a hangers on to a group of men of much higher social status or nobility. Typically, the women associated with said group of elite men tend to be of much higher quality than the women to which the average guy would normally be privy.
An after-show party:
Hot dumb groupie: Hey, are you with the band?
Joe Shmoe: No, I'm just here for the peripheral pussy.
Hot dumb groupie: Cute. Well the lead singer is taken for the night. You wanna fuck instead?
Joe Shmoe: No...
Hot dumb groupie: ?...
Joe Shmoe: JK, yes.
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When you refresh a web page, but you catch something interesting on the sidebar before it changes. You can go back... but the image is different.
I had a peripheral refresh graphic of a shirtless man coughing up blood on the sidebar... but I refreshed the page, and now it's an ad for Room To Go.
Geology: What happens during glacial periods
Biology: That dick that's just out of your reach
Jonah: Damn, John has that peripheral bulge
Jacobs: Stop using everything you learn in Geology to create memes