pernis

A sexual desire to mate with a goldfish

Dude why are you staring at that fish so intently? Do you have pernis?

pernis

a large penis. enuf sed f00.

i have a pernis.

pernis

it it it means its like a scarf or shaq like

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pernis

1.

Slang for an uncircumcised penis

While discussing penises, she came to the realization that she had been exposed to a pernis on a single occasion. Being it was her first sexual excursion, she was oblivious, at the time, to the elusiveness of skin surpluss

Pernis

A penis that branches into other smaller penises and so on, like a penis tree.

I don't know how you could have sex with a pernis.