Perrins is another name for Mall Santa
Have you seen that Perrins at the mall?
Quite possibly the sexiest and most intelligent person to ever live. Perrin is almost perfect in every way and is quite a catch. It can be very overwhelming and intimidating.
"Oh my god, did you talk to Perrin today? So overwhelming and intimidating, and so attractive!"
A sweet shy guy, who loves playing video games over anything else and is boss at it. He is loved by the ones closest to him and makes the people important to him smile. He is very awesome and deserves the world
“Are you with a perrin?”
YEAH! I’m so lucky
A name for kids who beat their friends up
"Did you see Johnny beat up Michael today?"
"Yeah his such a Perrin"
A person of low intellect, low self-esteem and low intelligence. A deadbeat. A dimwit. A No-hoper. One who is truly damned to a life of total frustration. Usually they will make a rod for their own backs, being caught out in countless lies and a web of deceit. One who delights in displaying their crass intentions and poor language. Almost always depicted in photographic images, squatting on one knee and cradling a fish of some description. Also prone to bouts of tap-dancing at inopportune moments. Invariably, work-shy. Occasionally a Perrin will be given a 'dead-end job' without having the intelligence to realise it.
Example of correct useage: OMG! Can you smell that fish?
No. Don't be a stupid, ignorant, daft prat-of-a-Perrin! It's a Perrin smelling of fish, you silly Perrin!
In football, to drop an easy pass.
Damn it! I pulled a Perrin, I totally should have had that.