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When a woman masturbates
He's so hot, every time I see him I run into the bathroom and pet the cat.
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Trey didn't get any last night so I caught him Petting the Cat in the bathroom.
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When one goes to do something cool.
"Wanna go pet the cat with a fork?"
"Let's go cat forkin'."
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My friend Greg has a pet cat named Gus. This is for him.
oh that cat there is my friend greg's pet cat named Gus
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My husband was petting my cat lady night in bed
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