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Pfizer is the top of the line, expensive and hard to get vaccine. Those who get the Pfizer jab are considered high-value, rich and uptight.
You see that stylish girl over there in that expensive dress turning down every guy that approaches her? She's a Pfizer for sure.
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Covid vaccine that only hot and cool people get.
: that girl got pfizer
: she is so cool
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Rendered totally useless, broken beyond repair. A bad idea to start with.
"Nah, mate, the part is pfizer(ed) now. It was never going to work anyway. The quality's just not there."
The flu-like side effects one experiences after receiving Pfizer's Covid-19 vaccine.
Man, I was laid out with the Pfizer Flu all night after getting that shot.
An informal name for the second dose of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine. It earned the name due to the harsh side effects experienced my most who receive it.
I got rammed by my Pfizer Phatty two weeks ago, so we can turn up at the club tonight.
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A Pfizer Smile is a crooked smile or half smile. People who have Bell's Palsy or suffered a stroke often get paralyzed on half of there body or face and as a result can't smile completely. Whether people smile like this because they're half smiling or had a stroke or lime disease or have Bells Palsy it really doesn't matter, you just attribute it all to the Pfizer jab as a crude joke to the side affects of the Pfizer Covid-19 vaccines.
That guy Seth is really cute but what's up with the Pfizer Smile?
Yeah, he has Lime disease and it's affected the right side of his face.
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The feeling of regret experienced after taking the 'Rona jab, only to have to continue taking additional jabs, booster shots, and developing heart issues.
"Jim began having Pfizer's Remorse after thinking that showing off the 'I got vaxxed' sticker would lead to getting in that blue-haired barista's pants, but instead all he got was Myocarditis."
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