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When a girl is giving a blow job to two males and she takes their erect penises into her mouth at one time forming a pyramid. She then proceeds to take the cum and spit it from both men's penis into a golden urn, and buries it underneath her cat's grave in her grandma's backyard (under a full moon) while chanting in high-Egyptian. This ritual is most commonly found in Cairo, Egypt but can also be witnessed in Solvang, CA. Made famous during the reign of Cleopatra while she was experimenting with her many sex slaves.
Dude last night Jenny pharoah's treasured those two gay bartenders, they were only in it to touch dicks but she got the cum she needed and is saving it in the most intricate of urns, waiting for a full moon when she can perform the sacred ritual that defines the Pharoah's Treasure!
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When a girls' vagina is so good it truly can only be defined as owning the Triple Crown of vaginas. Wet, tight, and pretty.
That girl I was with last night? Man, she was so hot and total American Pharoah.
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A book published by the fictional character Mark Corriganin the British television program ‘Peep Show’. The book turns out to be a failure after Mark realises the publishing company ‘Royal London’ aren’t as professional as originally thought, leading to the book being published in a poor physical condition and lacking some of Mark’s intended content.
dobby: marks writing a book!
mark: oh it’s nothing really...
mark: BUSINESS SECRETS OF THE PHAROAHS!
Tre;Pimpin';The One;Exorcist;Great Dane;The Chosen Pimp;The Don;Don Cornelion;GREAT PIMP
Pharoah pimp is a great pimp!
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Nef the Pharoah is in the top 3 best rappers of 2020, right now he's a little higher than Drake since he's more popular and have more bangers. Some of his goat material is Bling Blaow, ABC, and Big Tymin'. If you haven't heard of Nef the Pharoah you haven't yet awaken your third eye.
synonyms: goat, king, pharoah, and God
Person 1: "Have you heard that new Bling Blaow by Nef the Pharoah."
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up why will you ask a dumb question like that who hasn't, I may have to dismember your corpse for saying that bullshit."
When you cover your genitals with sand and make your partner lick it up and spit it to the side.
Man 1:Man, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup last night.
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a Pharoah Cocker
Man 1:Cool
when someone says something rude to you, you use this as a comeback to their rude words
john: sarah you're so ugly and not pretty!!
sarah: ok pharoah jiggletip
john: 🤬😡